Gnome boofing TannersWhen I moved to Asheville in 2000 I had three goals: To stop making crap – I was graphic designer whose bread and butter was junk mail, to paddle my kayak more and to play more music. Seven years later and I’m no longer making crap but I have a desk job that has left me spiritually empty, haven’t been playing much music and due to a drought and friends growing up, I haven’t been boating much. This blog is my attempt to fight my way out of this wet paper bag and get back to a fulfilling life.